This Strictly Come Dancing show is a joke. Far too much touchy feely stuff from married men / women. Instant divorce material in my eyes!!!

— Michael Owen (@themichaelowen) October 5, 2013

Do ants have dicks?

— Kourtney Kardashian (@kourtneykardash) March 28, 2010

How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real

— Jaden (@jaden) May 2, 2013

Why is rhode island nor a road or an island

— Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) December 4, 2009

Robert Pattinson should not take back Kristen Stewart. She cheated on him like a dog & will do it again--just watch. He can do much better!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 17, 2012

girls how did ye do in their junior cert? xx

— Niall Horan (@NiallOfficial) September 15, 2010

My new word I made up and luv..bombdiggity! Luv that Tory Store. #FavoriteThings

— Oprah Winfrey (@Oprah) November 19, 2012

Ok I HEAR you all.. BOMBDIGGITY Has been around. A rehash from the 90's I'm told . Thanks all. #FavoriteThings

— Oprah Winfrey (@Oprah) November 19, 2012

back to game afoot;

would u rather;

smell farts
or
smell like farts...?

c
hashtag neither if possible...

— Charlie Sheen (@charliesheen) February 25, 2013

I blocked someone's DAD !?!
Who was it ?

— Cher (@cher) July 15, 2013

"Refudiate," "misunderestimate," "wee-wee'd up." English is a living language. Shakespeare liked to coin new words too. Got to celebrate it!

— Sarah Palin (@SarahPalinUSA) July 18, 2010

Wow there are a lot of people with Bieber in their name. Someone should figure out how2 turn Justin Bieber backgrounds & names into energy.

— Tom Cruise (@TomCruise) June 21, 2010

Usher party is boring so far. Amazing house but

— Brian mcfadden (@BrianMcFadden) September 11, 2010

Gone home. Usher party was terrible. Night yall

— Brian mcfadden (@BrianMcFadden) September 11, 2010

for Lent I am off looking at Pamela Anderson

— George Hook (@ghook) March 10, 2012

Ed Balls

— Ed Balls (@edballs) April 28, 2011

Hey yall!!! What do u think about face book??

— ASHANTI (@ashanti) June 17, 2011

@WWE

— Senator James Reilly (@DrJamesReilly) April 6, 2013